@johncmayer posted a contest via Twitter yesterday.
not sure what the rules were,
but the game goes: string together as many movie titles in a row as you can.
when i woke this morning, a winner had been annouced.
winning sequence:

@cheyannejo Lion King and I am Legend of Sleepy Hollow Man of the Year One Night Stand and Deliver us from Evil Dead Man Walking Tall.

i counted 13.
impressive, no?
yes.
i was stuck on:

Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead Man Walking the Line.

now my Mother, on the other hand, is quite the movie buff.
so, i mentioned the game to her this morning.
randomly throughout lunch she’d rattle off 2-3 title sequences.
it was hysterical, they got longer as the day went on.
moments ago, she handed me a piece of paper.
here’s what it read:

Kingdom of Heaven Can Wait Until Dark City of God and Monsters vs. Aliens 3 Men and a Little Lady from Shanghai Knights of the Round Table for Five Easy Pieces of April in Paris is Burning.

absolutely hilarious!
she deserves something, most definitely.
so, we’re gona take a ride, and i’m treating her to some ice cream.
if i could hug this lady all day, i would.